chunks of flommus
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Emily Duchaine
Emily DuchaineThu 30 Sep 2021
‘poinseeti–ah’
What is it with so many nurses being anti-vax? Can someone help me figure this out? I mean, I know “Cs get degrees”
Mor 
Emily DuchaineTue 28 Sep 2021
wat if: covid dealings
wat if ted lasso dealt with covid ··· Everyone would be vaccinated except Jamie Tartt. Throughout the episode, Roy would be harassing Jamie
Emily DuchaineTue 14 Sep 2021
‘i’m pretty sure if you die, the cancer dies at the same time. that’s not a loss. that’s a draw.’
“Comedy is surprises, so if you’re intending to make somebody laugh and they don’t laugh, that’s funny.” —Norm Macdonald I couldn’t
Emily DuchaineSat 11 Sep 2021
someone’s knocking at the doh
“Knock knock.” “Who’s there?” “9/11.” “9/11 who?” “YOU SAID YOU WOULD NEVER FORGET.”
Emily DuchaineFri 10 Sep 2021
never forget me not
Actually had this thought this morning: “What if I just don’t go back to reality? What if I make my own reality