chunks of flommus
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Emily Duchaine
Emily DuchaineWed 24 Nov 2021
2 biggest holidays of the year, back to back
I completely nixed the salad I had planned from the meal tomorrow. “They’re not gonna like this anyway.” I love that
Mor 
Emily DuchaineFri 19 Nov 2021
this country is salted earth
“They don’t even just pretend.” —Bowie, I’m Afraid of Americans (1997) “The decision came down to one thing: Were we, members of
Emily DuchaineWed 10 Nov 2021
‘don’t sell past the close’
I try to be empathetic about this since I was a notorious overexplainer in the past and even though I’ve gotten better,
Emily DuchaineWed 27 Oct 2021
must be the season of the witch
“If I were to sit down and get granular with the problematic tropes found in 80s teen movies, my face would frown
Emily DuchaineThu 21 Oct 2021
compliances
my boss: “Hey can you look into *complicated federal thing that reads like stereo instructions* and let me know if we need