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THE BATTLE FOR MODeRN 1923


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Bwargh von Modnar

Flom­mist Bwargh von Modnar is.

Bwargh von Modnar
Wed 10 Oct 2018

doods.

I want     a woman       who puts ef­fort         into her ap­pAH­HUHH—*coughs out a cloud of hot chee­to dust*     *vom­its onto keyboard* 

Mor 

Bwargh von Modnar
Sat 6 Oct 2018

i miss the time when the holy ghost was my altered state of choice

It was ac­tu­al­ly on one of my first bus rides to church camp that I learned what a rave was, from my

Mor 

Bwargh von Modnar
Fri 17 Aug 2018

une trinité

  un Things In­sta­gram wants to sell me to­day: Bright­ly col­ored hair wax Gothy boob har­ness­es Acrylic paint Ther­a­py   I feel attacked. 

Mor 

Bwargh von Modnar
Thu 9 Aug 2018

dammit, lyft

grand­ma: He’s not still out­side, is he? What’s his car look like? me: It’s a Prius. You know what a Prius looks like? grandma:

Mor 

Bwargh von Modnar
Fri 27 Jul 2018

dating a ‘literal fedora I have to pretend is smarter than me’

Do you know how much more at­trac­tive debt-free vir­gins (with­out tat­toos) are to young men? Un­for­tu­nate­ly, there are so few of these

Mor 

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