dammit, lyft

grand­ma:
He’s not still out­side, is he? What’s his car look like?

me:
It’s a Prius. You know what a Prius looks like?

grand­ma:
No.

me:
Okay, you know how my hair does this thing in the back? *fluffs up the duck­butt*

grand­ma:
Yeah?

me:
It’s like a car do­ing that.
 
 

MY LYFT DRI­VER JUST PROPO­SI­TIONED ME AND I AM FREAK­ING OUT.

THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT WHEN I RE­QUEST­ED TO BE PICKED UP.

NOOONONONONO 😭
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

He asked me if I have a boyfriend, and if I would go out with him, or if we could just have sex in­stead.

Go with your in­stincts when you think some­one looks shady. This guy had this creepy-ass dad­stache. Also, I re­port­ed him im­me­di­ate­ly. Lyft sup­port emailed me back very quick­ly.
 

—bwargh von mod­nar

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