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Melony Ppenosyne

Flommist Melony Ppenosyne is a writer and weird artist type. In the last year alone, she’s traveled to Virginia as a competing poet, co-written a play on mental illness that is presently being produced, and crafted a published essay checking the privilege and scope of art galleries.

Melony Ppenosyne
Mon 24 Apr 2017

remembers

Hey remember when Katy Perry made her whole career, first by shaming effeminate men as gay and then exploiting and fetishizing bisexual women,

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Melony Ppenosyne
Thu 6 Apr 2017

puppy

Back hurts. Crying. Cat is loving. Crying. Sweet meme. Crying. Undercover Boss. Crying. Commercial with a puppy. Crying. Commercial says the word “puppy.” Crying.

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Melony Ppenosyne
Wed 29 Mar 2017

so that was weird

I took myself to dinner tonight because family stuff is kinda strained and awkward and stressful. I was walking home, like literally had

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Melony Ppenosyne
Tue 31 Jan 2017

the original gentrifier, starbucks!? are you kidding me??

Guys, I’m in a Starbucks right effing now. I’m here because I’m a bland person with mediocre taste and also it was the

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Melony Ppenosyne
Thu 19 Jan 2017

educational couscous

“Hi, yes, I would like to be CEO of your couscous company. “I hate couscous and think the couscous distributors can manage

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