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Jason Malmberg
oh. my. god. you guys.
“Oh shit bro. I spilled avocado toast all over my good bro romper. In retrospect of this folly I now see that I
bad sex and good drugs are the cornerstone of a great democracy
The other day I was downtown on my bike playing the newest Magic Tape over my bike speaker. I had to stop
prediction
“Timeline: “Before 03 May: Trump: ‘Comey, I demand that you give me a preview of you upcoming testimony about your investigation into
special prosecutor sally yates plz odin
Comey fired. This doesn’t look suspicious at all. Employees fired by Trump:Sally YatesPreet BhararaJames Comey Employees investigating Trump:Sally YatesPreet BhararaJames Comey — Kimmel
maybe emma stone too
“Dude, we’re making a sequel .… to Blade Runner.” “Oh shit bro!” “Yeah, and get this: Gosling, bro.” “Nice, nice. Wait … It’s