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Jason Malmberg
Jason MalmbergFri 29 Nov 2019
malls all used to have one store that was only there to sell monsterously huge cookies that were decorated with cake icing
It’s weird that I can be so nostalgic for the bygone era of christmas shopping at malls while finding actual shopping at
Mor 
Jason MalmbergMon 25 Nov 2019
the latest
Let’s start a rumor that people in New York or wherever are putting bouillon cubes in their coffee and see how many
Jason MalmbergFri 22 Nov 2019
perhaps fiona hill should be the next james bond
I know we have a really crowded Dem Presidential candidate field and Fiona Hill is not a natural born citizen buuuuuut .… “We
Jason MalmbergMon 18 Nov 2019
maybe choke on your caviar while reading
“I attended a packed reading (I’m talking 300+ people) about a year and a half ago. The author was very well-known, a
Jason MalmbergFri 8 Nov 2019
esai morales daydreams of ponies
“Dude. Post-1994 Everything But the Girl is dope!” —Me, age 22 “Dude. Pre-1994 Everything But the Girl is dope!” —Me, now I guess this is