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Jason Malmberg
Jason MalmbergTue 6 Oct 2020
real talk!
I may be America’s Sweetheart (TV Guide, Fall Spotlight 12 September ’87) but I am PRECISELY the kind of bozo that would
Mor 
Jason MalmbergSat 3 Oct 2020
it’s like hbo’s chernobyl if that was about keeping a giant dickhead alive
“Biden has suspended all attack ads against Trump while he’s in treatment. This is what’s called being a decent human being. If
Jason MalmbergTue 29 Sep 2020
‘stand back, stand by’
“He just pours gasoline on the fire.” “He’s the racist.” “The worst president America’s ever had.” “He wouldn’t know a suburb unless he took
Jason MalmbergSun 27 Sep 2020
loser, fraud
“Argue the issue not the man.” Nah that’s fine. Argue the man. Argue the fuck out of em. Argue dumbass Facebook moms. Infowars
Jason MalmbergTue 22 Sep 2020
millions lose health care during a pandemic: it’s all just a really bad movie, right?
“Per MSNBC just now: Trump said, ‘I need a new Supreme Court Justice so she can throw out Democratic votes.’ Trump has