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Emily Duchaine

Flommist Emily Duchaine lives in the Pacific Northwest. She likes to drink mead, learn about sharks, and listen to the Talking Heads. She pretends to be a professional businesswoman most days.

Emily Duchaine
Tue 5 Sep 2017

trifecta

Oregon is burning down because some dope went into a very dry forest and set off fireworks during the hottest season of the year. It’s

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Emily Duchaine
Tue 29 Aug 2017

boo hooo

I just overheard this sunburned white girl with feathers tied into her hair wearing a shirt that says ‘Bernie Fucking Sanders 2016’

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Emily Duchaine
Thu 24 Aug 2017

gardening

Last night I had a dream that I was kneeling down gardening in my back yard and some people were standing behind me

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Emily Duchaine
Sun 20 Aug 2017

‘And although my eyes were open, they might just as well have been closed’

My dearest Clara, I don’t even really like you yet because my balls still haven’t dropped, so please don’t write back – girls

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Emily Duchaine
Thu 17 Aug 2017

just cosplaying

It’s fun to talk about punching Nazis, but WWII wasn’t won in a fist fight. Someone drove their car through a crowd of

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