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Emily Duchaine

Flommist Emily Duchaine lives in the Pacific Northwest. She likes to drink mead, learn about sharks, and listen to the Talking Heads. She pretends to be a professional businesswoman most days.

Emily Duchaine
Sat 11 May 2019

this is america

Anyone who has brought children into this world and who thinks, behaves, and/or votes in any way

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Emily Duchaine
Thu 2 May 2019

carted

When a website says something like “Hey, nice choice!” or “You’ve got great taste!” when you add something, ANYTHING to your shopping cart. As

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Emily Duchaine
Thu 25 Apr 2019

tiptoeing around all the assholes

I watched a TED talk last night and one thing the presenter said has been bugging me ever since. She said, “This is

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Emily Duchaine
Fri 19 Apr 2019

how likely

“How likely are you to recommend Internet Explorer to a friend or colleague?” I could be a 17,000 year old vampire

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Emily Duchaine
Wed 10 Apr 2019

so crazy to think about, isn’t it?

“We have seen what we thought was unseeable. We have taken a picture of a black hole.” —Sheperd Doeleman The light we’re

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