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Emily Duchaine

Flommist Emily Duchaine lives in the Pacific Northwest. She likes to drink mead, learn about sharks, and listen to the Talking Heads. She pretends to be a professional businesswoman most days.

Emily Duchaine
Tue 17 Mar 2020

stocked

(last Thursday evening) aaron: “Honey, it’s really sweet of you to want to go out and buy all these things, but you

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Emily Duchaine
Sun 8 Mar 2020

‘hottest’

stefon: “America’s hottest night club is ‘Covid-19.’ Opened in a pop-up pre-prohibition cocktail bar slash needle exchange clinic, this upper Magnolia Seattle

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Emily Duchaine
Sat 7 Mar 2020

elizabeth warren gave us her magic and then disappeared – just like toad the wet sprocket

“When information about their competence was equivocal, 86 percent of participants deemed the male candidate more competent. When there was strong evidence

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Emily Duchaine
Thu 27 Feb 2020

dem candidates

“I probably don’t need to tell you how depressing it is for me to have to watch Warren lose. I’m trying to

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Emily Duchaine
Mon 17 Feb 2020

m’lady,

Went to Total Wine today to pick out a whiskey for Aaron. Wasn’t in the aisle more than five seconds before an

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