THE BATTLE FOR MODeRN 1923

chunks of flommus
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Emily Duchaine

Flommist Emily Duchaine lives in the Pacific Northwest. She likes to drink mead, learn about sharks, and listen to the Talking Heads. She pretends to be a professional businesswoman most days.

Emily Duchaine
Sun 29 Mar 2020

‘it’s saint covid’s day, mum!’

Me after two weeks of quarantine. God, just imagine how fuckin’ boring it had to have been during the prairie

Emily Duchaine
Sun 22 Mar 2020

‘aud’

Audrey Hepburn would relax with two fingers of scotch and a Kent cigarette. I don’t smoke, but I really respect the scotch

Emily Duchaine
Tue 17 Mar 2020

stocked

(last Thursday evening) aaron: “Honey, it’s really sweet of you to want to go out and buy all these things, but you

Emily Duchaine
Sun 8 Mar 2020

‘hottest’

stefon: “America’s hottest night club is ‘Covid-19.’ Opened in a pop-up pre-prohibition cocktail bar slash needle exchange clinic, this upper Magnolia Seattle

Emily Duchaine
Sat 7 Mar 2020

elizabeth warren gave us her magic and then disappeared – just like toad the wet sprocket

“When information about their competence was equivocal, 86 percent of participants deemed the male candidate more competent. When there was strong evidence