chunks of flommus
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Bwargh von Modnar
die goose mischen
Hi, I made you a mix tape: Did you know that funny little march that Nazis did is called “goose stepping?” Did
life can be pretty cool because you can get a bagel – but there’s also the horrors
me, 97: “There used to be this thing they called ‘surfing the web’. Anyone could make a website, and show up in
like dragons
I keep hearing that Republicans have no “after birth” plans for Roe’s overturn. I disagree. The plan is for those kids to
upsidedownpie
People who eat pineapple on pizza want to act like they’re the only ones in the conversation who can even appreciate sweet and
full offense
Getting a copy of my own birth certificate from one county office, to show to another (that I’ve already shown