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Amanda Layng Martinez

Flommist Amanda Layng Martinez is a graphic designer. She like cats, tea, not wearing a bra, peeing in public, and ‘eating as much as I can before I feel full.’

Amanda Layng Martinez
Fri 18 Aug 2017

gmo joy

I inject myself with a GMO 4 to 5 times a day so I can live and the human species has been genetically modifying

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Amanda Layng Martinez
Fri 28 Jul 2017

well now she won’t rust

Went outside and found a black widow. Freaked out and grabbed the closest thing to kill it. I sprayed enamel spray paint and watched

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Amanda Layng Martinez
Sun 26 Mar 2017

but i’m lazy

Wants mac ’n’ cheese. Has no cheese. Sees avocados, garlic, and yeast. Organic whole grain hipster noodles. Time to be vegan.

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Amanda Layng Martinez
Tue 14 Mar 2017

be a good ‘white’ ally

I am so tired of people of European descent and some groups of Caucasian people talking about other minority and ethnic groups

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Amanda Layng Martinez
Fri 3 Feb 2017

tudor tumor

I’ve decided to name my benign liver tumor ‘Henry VIII.’ He’s trying to bankrupt me with medical bills and trying to conquer the

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