In hindsight, it feels obvious that
~maybe~
someone who was a PUA, prides themselves on having ‘researched’ mind control and has openly talked about ‘deprogramming’ women to love him properly, was intentionally breaking me down.
But at the time I just remember feeling so guilty, as it became progressively more impossible to listen to these lengthy speeches without imagining colored lights and smoke rolling in to the sounds of an 80s power ballad.
“NO other guy is EVER going to –”
🎶 I THOUGHT THAT DREAMS BELOOONGED TO OTHER MEN … 🎶
*dancers emerge from behind the furniture*
This zoo will name a cockroach after your ex for Valentine’s Day
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