alaura’s new checklist for men

as es­tab­lished with Mal­lo­ry Tomei and two glass­es of wine:

1.
hy­giene*: must bathe and wash hair and beard.

2.
must have de­cent job.

3.
CAN­NOT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND***

4.
pri­vate parts must be manscaped.

5.
can­not be a moron.

6.
can­not live off alau­ra or try to move in with alau­ra af­ter two weeks*

7.
above a sec­ond grade read­ing level.

8.
no emo­jis; you send an emo­ji, you’re done.

9.
condoms*

10.
can­not work at a cos­met­ics store. can’t do it. cannot.
 

the starred ones are su­per im­por­tant. also, when you’re re­al­ly hun­gry, any­thing tastes good.
 
 
 

—alau­ra dannon

Flom­mist Alau­ra Dan­non only choos­es poor­ly. Copy­right © 2017 Alau­ra Dannon.

please support flomm

FLOMM

promotes learning  +  education worldwide

drawing attention to works by nü  +  upcoming artists,

designers, writers, musicians  +  MOR


OUR INVOLVEMENT

- – — however — – -

is mostly paid for out of pocket or in trade


IF YOU ENJOY

wat  FLOMM  is doing here, please consider


1.   A DONATION  :
large or small, use our tip jar whenever the mood hits




2.   BUY OUR SWAG  :
our approach is semi-green —

                all our  FLOMMHAUS  merch is made to order




3.   HELP US OUT  :
use our hashtags  

#flommist  #flommists  #galleryshownüartwerks

when posting on ur socials – —

or drop us a note and offer to help in some way

everything we do is on a volunteer basis – —

             when we say

             YOU CAN BE A FLOMMIST TOO

             this is wat we mean



THANK YOU

your support helps our continuing efforts across numerous platforms