“Buckingham Palace reports that Queen Elizabeth will be meeting former President Ronald Reagan later today”
—Twitter, immediately
The Queen is dead
so for the next 24 hours it’s like The Purge except instead of killing people and breaking the law you get to steal her swans.
If you ever wanted a swan, now’s your chance!
Sir Elton’s already working on that dedication song:
🎶 Seems to me
You lived your life
Like a trick candle in a cake 🎶
The Queen is dead long live —
hahaha just kidding, nobody cares about Charles.
Meanwhile,
I’m just sitting here scratching my head about this:
I do not understand why politicians care so fucking much. Leave people alone.
My god, solve some actual problems.
—emily duchaine
Flommist Emily Duchaine lives in the Pacific Northwest. She likes to drink mead, learn about sharks, and listen to the Talking Heads. She pretends to be a professional businesswoman most days. Copyright © 2022 Emily Duchaine. Hed stolen from Travis.
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