emiloeba

Every­one is posting
about that woman who died from the brain eat­ing amoe­ba

and now I’m go­ing to spend my en­tire day pan­ick­ing about that time I got lazy and used tap wa­ter for my si­nus rinse at least two years ago and thinking, 

WHAT IF IT’S JUST TAK­ING A RE­AL­LY LONG TIME TO KILL ME.
 

She lived in Seat­tle but I don’t know where she was from.
It’s pos­si­ble she didn’t men­tion go­ing some­where else.
She was also 69 years old.
 

“What’s that sound?”

“I hear it too … ”

*doc­tor lis­tens very closely*

“SOME –”
 
 

I am imagining
a sci­en­tist look­ing at a tis­sue sam­ple of my brain and see­ing amoe­bas with those Shrek faces you draw.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 

*af­ter a half hour of googling* 

Okay I don’t have any of these symp­toms and I cer­tain­ly haven’t been par­a­lyzed ever.
 

BUT WHAT IF ANYWAY.
 
 

—emi­ly duchaine

Flom­mist Emi­ly Duchaine lives in the Pa­cif­ic North­west. She likes to drink mead, learn about sharks, and lis­ten to the Talk­ing Heads. She pre­tends to be a pro­fes­sion­al busi­ness­woman most days. Copy­right © 2018 Emi­ly Duchaine.

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