「 FLOMM 」 der Tung

flommist, playing the odds

Okay, I give up. So where do I apply to be a Hillary SuperPAC troll? I am about this and ya’ll can’t even

Alley Scheffki
Wed 22 Jun 2016

I want to be lifted up to travel like these little particles in the wind Maybe I already am But I want to be lifted up

If only the right wing was as in love with the 4th Amendment as they are the 2nd. Thanks for lawless police

Brian-Anthony
Tue 21 Jun 2016

nothing is quite as depressing as eating chicken nuggets with a jr. bacon cheeseburger at wendy’s by yourself

Louis Hernandez
Mon 20 Jun 2016

My life is a series of awkward moments. Where others, especially my younger counterparts, shy away from tension and embarrassment, I hang

Jes
Sun 19 Jun 2016

It’s been over a week, and I’m shampooing my hair in cool water. And I’m smelling the last campfire, surrounded by people laughing

1. Pro Tip: If you are going door to door to spread the gospel of your weird offshoot faith, bring an adorable child