chunks of flommus
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Emily DuchaineSat 1 Jul 2017
siri hates aaron
watching Aaron yell at Siri trying to get her to add “gin” to the shopping list Aaron: Oh my god! Jean, ginger, Jim, Jon … Me: Just type it
Mor 
Natalie MichelleFri 30 Jun 2017
natalie making cocktails
“I feel like men are definitely crop dusting right now.” —Emily “Or we’re sitting next to the men’s room.” —Stephanie First Cocktail: (Exacting
Jason MalmbergThu 29 Jun 2017
stealing a fire truck
You’re untamed youth that’s the truth with your cloak full of beagles* When I was a wee lad I got
Steve MehalloWed 28 Jun 2017
my daughter works in a mortuary
just to follow up, in light of the recent body theft, and since i am out of town this week if someone tries to steal you
Jason MalmbergTue 27 Jun 2017
one mor thing
“You see congressman, it’s a literary device employed to draw the disquieting parallels between fact and speculative fiction.” “Lol. Queer.” I
Jason MalmbergMon 26 Jun 2017
seven little things
“Yeah, well the band 311 called me and said I can’t fuck raccoons anymore.” 1. I just got hiccups and it’s been
Melony PpenosyneSun 25 Jun 2017
it’s improv
Dad: sorry I can’t make your class performance Me: s’all good Dad: you got anything prepped? Me: … what? Dad: or are you just
