「 FLOMM 」 der Tung

Robbie Edmonds
Sun 6 May 2018

12 o’clock blinker

“Wait, what are you heating up?” “A seitan-jalapeno bean burrito. Why?” “No reason. You mind if I just hop in real quick and nuke

Steve Mehallo
Fri 4 May 2018

In keeping with WAT WE DO as FLOMMISTS, part one of our annual 423 event happened last week – with a dousing

I think it’s fucking weird when adults lament being a child. I mainly recall that everything was new and stressful, nobody

sign: “All you can eat vegan pie bar” me: All you can eat … vegan. pie. bar. What? All you can eat vegan pie

I thought i could glass and jam when i saw it, and i’m so romantic i would do it, and i’m so romantic

Jason Malmberg
Tue 1 May 2018

What a horrid human being Michelle Wolf is. I’m going to read up on her over the next couple of days and

“Comedy has no rules, per se. But in my 15 years of writing and performing, I’ve come up with a few guidelines