This is the swamp. it’s swampier than ever.

This was­n’t just a tax bill. This was the man­i­festo of the 2017 Re­pub­li­can par­ty: Your liveli­hood and health­care are ex­pend­able if it means the rich pay less. We’re not go­ing to change their val­ues. We have to vote them out.

— Flip­pable (@flippable_org) De­cem­ber 2, 2017

Just so we’re 100% clear:

The GOP is about to pass a tax bill they’ve con­sis­tent­ly lied about, that has il­leg­i­ble hand­writ­ing for amend­ments, that is go­ing to be signed by a pres­i­dent who in­creas­ing­ly looks like he was il­le­git­i­mate­ly elect­ed with the help of a for­eign ad­ver­sary

— Clint Smith (@ClintSmithIII) De­cem­ber 2, 2017

UP­DATE: De­moc­rats just of­fered an amend­ment to en­sure cor­po­ra­tions use their tax sav­ings to raise em­ploy­ee wages at the same rate they in­crease ex­ec­u­tive pay, stock buy­backs and div­i­dends to share­hold­ers. Every sin­gle Re­pub­li­can vot­ing, vot­ed NO. #GOP­Tax­Plan

— Sen Di­anne Fe­in­stein (@SenFeinstein) No­vem­ber 30, 2017

Fuck your Stein vote.

Fuck your John­son vote.

Fuck your “Harambe” vote.

Fuck your “Bernie” write-in vote.

Those of you who claim to care so deeply about eco­nom­ic in­equal­i­ty ush­ered in the pas­sage of this tax bill.

— Mol­ly (@isteintraum) De­cem­ber 2, 2017

“It’s all a sham, man.

Y’all are just ad­dict­ed to the two par­ty cha­rade.

Both par­ties are two sides of the same coin, mannnnnnn.”
 

Keep a box of match­es on you at all times.

If any­one from the Green Par­ty ap­proach­es you in any way, calm­ly pull it out and sober­ly throw lit match­es at them un­til they dis­ap­pear back up the ass of their own obliv­i­ous smug priv­i­lege.

Yeah.

We just proved once and for all what gi­ant fuck­ing id­iots peo­ple that say shit like that are. Nev­er again do they get to yam­mer that bull­shit unchecked.

Yup. Own it.

Again, you guys get no free band­width here any­more. Take it to Square­space. Start a blog. I no longer care enough to give oxy­gen to that shit.

As for you ’pub­li­cans, your shit­ty con­ser­v­a­tive church gets zero cred­it for giv­ing away 100 bags of gro­ceries to the poor at Christ­mas when all its mem­bers vote for reps who kill health­care for mil­lions of chil­dren.

We see you and so does your God. Fake-ass chris­tians.

It’s also great that you learned the word “oli­garchy” in 2016 and start­ed us­ing it in a way that sug­gest­ed every­one else was just learn­ing it too (hel­la woke!) but check this out: We al­ready knew and your stu­pid self­ish non­sense helped bring about oli­garchy on a scale not seen since The Gild­ed Age.

Now fuck back off to your ayahuas­ca cir­cle and leave adult top­ics to grown folks.

 

—ja­son malm­berg

Flom­mist Ja­son Malm­berg is a sim­ple man who be­lieves in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art some­times. Copy­right © 2017 Ja­son Malm­berg. Pic­tured: A Los An­ge­les oil dis­trict, cir­ca 1895–1901; Thomas Nast, The ‘Brains,’ 1871.

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