chunks of flommus
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Jason MalmbergFri 29 Nov 2019
malls all used to have one store that was only there to sell monsterously huge cookies that were decorated with cake icing
It’s weird that I can be so nostalgic for the bygone era of christmas shopping at malls while finding actual shopping at
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Emily DuchaineThu 28 Nov 2019
the most fabulous pink turkeeeeeeeeeey
her: *thought bubbles* Haha green bean casserole, right?! I know what food YOU were assigned to bring! me: *hhhhnnnn* “Umm no not really,
BluWed 27 Nov 2019
sustained happiness
Happiness, as the Brazilian poet Vinicius de Moraes put it, is ‘like a feather flying in the air. It flies light, but not
Emily DuchaineTue 26 Nov 2019
must use massive amounts of flour and lard for piecrusts
There’s a never-ending list of things I hate about this time of year and one of them is ads that show women
Jason MalmbergMon 25 Nov 2019
the latest
Let’s start a rumor that people in New York or wherever are putting bouillon cubes in their coffee and see how many
BluSat 23 Nov 2019
tiny flavor town
I just came across the term “micro herbs” on a menu and I’ve become irrationally angry by it. Ironically, it’s herbs. but smaller-ed.
Melony PpenosyneSat 23 Nov 2019
‘thus … the squad was born!’
“The right wing ghouls accidentally made a cool ass video promoting the left once again.” —Hasan Piker Please watch this to the
