chunks of flommus
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Mon 27 Jul 2020
enormous blonde herring-scented nauseatingly fair-minded nymphomaniacs in clogs
When I lived in Paris, nobody ever said “Paris? Why Paris?” But now they invariably ask, “Sweden? But why?” I am called

Mon 27 Jul 2020
during a pandemic, a soap that’s an aphrodisiac
So I’m batching up some soaps and I think “oh I should make some hand soap with antiviral properties.” Now the only

Sat 25 Jul 2020
‘please don’t trip over nate berkus’
“The Grid … I kept dreaming of a world I thought I’d never see. And then, one day I got in …” —Kevin Flynn,

Fri 24 Jul 2020
locally, it’s all about the scene
“A woman was arrested at a Verizon store in California on Friday after she refused to abide by the store’s mandatory mask

Thu 23 Jul 2020
we’re supposed to be okay with this, said they
When you don’t like the way something is run, you would probably think, “well this is the way it’s always been done” or “this

Wed 22 Jul 2020
meanwhile, in verkhoyansk
While we’re navigating smoke and mirrors, the Arctic just hit 100°F. I suppose eventually there will be peace on earth, when there’s

Tue 21 Jul 2020