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Rone
Fri 9 Mar 2018

rez life in 94 million stories

SuperBeets® drink It’s cherry flavour It’s a spiritual path to expenses alone 94 million Native Americans slaughtered only to fold on treaty commits

Sometimes, I feel like an ableist piece of shit for knowing that at my core I’m actually pretty against SSRIs; then I

Emily Duchaine
Wed 7 Mar 2018

1 Aaron, eating a piece of candy from our box of chocolates: Huh, it’s got nougat in it. I don’t even know

POPULAR ALT-RIGHT PERSONALITY: “That stove burner is not hot, it’s not even a stove. It’s a basket of kittens. Go ahead and

Louis Warfield
Mon 5 Mar 2018

1. Wake up, go to the bathroom. 2. Stand there considering whether to flush or not due to the drought. 3. Immediately

Jason Malmberg
Sun 4 Mar 2018

[EXT. DARK ALLEY – 4AM – TYLER gets off work at the review quarry and looks to catch a cab home after

SCENE: I walk into a farmer’s market wearing a Captain America hoodie (cuz comics). SECURITY GUARD: [signals me to stop] “Wow, you are brave son.”