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Emily DuchaineWed 7 Mar 2018
the spaceman mcconaughey movie
1 Aaron, eating a piece of candy from our box of chocolates: Huh, it’s got nougat in it. I don’t even know
Bwargh von ModnarTue 6 Mar 2018
talking politics online be like
POPULAR ALT-RIGHT PERSONALITY: “That stove burner is not hot, it’s not even a stove. It’s a basket of kittens. Go ahead and
Louis WarfieldMon 5 Mar 2018
50 things: liberal curse ’n’ powdered wigs
1. Wake up, go to the bathroom. 2. Stand there considering whether to flush or not due to the drought. 3. Immediately
Jason MalmbergSun 4 Mar 2018
Louis HernandezSat 3 Mar 2018
the beautiful struggle
SCENE: I walk into a farmer’s market wearing a Captain America hoodie (cuz comics). SECURITY GUARD: [signals me to stop] “Wow, you are brave son.”
Alyssa RasmussenFri 2 Mar 2018
hello, alma mater
You’re handsome, manicured and old, filled with trees and strong women. I know why I was seduced. And it isn’t totally your










