So if I could narrow down a personality type I hate the most, Joe Rogan embodies that person fully.
It’s the like the milquetoast white bros that are just Dunning-Kruger as fuck because their arrogance about their intelligence is constantly “confirmed” by peak societal privileges, and sure they are probably smarter than their low tier gated HOA-controlled homogeneous suburban social circle, but they just stream nonstop, overbearing ignorance from their mouths, drowning out every other voice in the room, and they don’t listen, ever, no input, no receptivity, because they think they are so fucking smart for having edgy hot takes that really are just parroting the bro meme factory of Reddit and 4Chan (before social media it was shit like The Zeitgeist movies or The Gospel of Thomas or Ayn Rand whatever one mainstream adjacent but kind of underground piece of media they consumed that made them think they have some special information the rest of us don’t have and it’s like dude, we read that shit when were 13, fucking evolve and read what actually engaged adults read like Frantz Fanon or whatever okay). Being anti-everything isn’t fucking intellectual, it’s like literally how all teenagers operate at. all. times. It’s arrested fucking development with these motherfuckers. Like they have to constantly fucking poke at marginalized people like the goddamn childhood bully that just “needs attention, he probably just has a crush on you.” Everything’s just about them and they’re too cool for school bullshit. Like “we’re the cool kids, we microdose acid and justify making fun of transwomen” because ultimately we are also sexist as fuck, but that’s “only because you aren’t smart enough to get it, you just get triggered. You’re as bad as the puritanical establishment.” Just shut the fuck up forever. You are literally just an am radio morning show shock jock, you’re a fucking punchline in sitcoms which are fucking punchline of low brow entertainment.
Fucking idiots.
Just fuck Joe Rogan man, he’s such fucking trash.
—natalie michelle
Um, so backing up, I didn’t mean to write a whole ass rant, but it just came out so naturally hahah. I’m sharing it anyway because apparently I genuinely feel some kind of way about this MFr hahaha
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