randoscarjo

“Who was Scar­lett Johansson
be­ing chased by in that one movie? Borat?”

[An­oth­er per­son at the ta­ble cor­rects her.]

“Oh it was Thanos …”

—a con­ver­sa­tion I just over­heard for real

 

I would pay mon­ey to see a movie where Borat
is chas­ing af­ter Scar­Jo and yelling,

“Come back MY WIIIIIFEEE!”

 

Ac­tu­al­ly,

this is what’s gonna hap­pen in three years with Col­in Jost
so all I have to do is sit back and wait.

 

 

and bonus in­side very amer­i­can supermarket!
This is Mehal­lo’s ‘ab­solute favourite scene’ from the Bo­rat movie; AND it wasn’t even in the movie:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFGH55fjBvI

 

 

 

—emi­ly duchaine

Flom­mist Emi­ly Duchaine lives in the Pa­cif­ic North­west. She likes to drink mead, learn about sharks, and lis­ten to the Talk­ing Heads. She pre­tends to be a pro­fes­sion­al busi­ness­woman most days. Copy­right © 2020 Emi­ly Duchaine.

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