‘you ruined luke skywalker!!’

I just wan­na see it again ASAP. For a fourth time. That nev­er hap­pens with movies these days. 

John­son craft­ed some­thing spe­cial here.

Episode 9 work­ing ti­tle: Black Diamond. 

From this I can spec­u­late that Rey will be out on the streets for a liv­ing, the picture’s only be­gun, and Kylo will have her un­der his thumb.

(Check Fan­dan­go for ad­vance tickets)

I was able to sneak into Dis­ney and cap­ture some brief footage on my cell phone of the next “Star Wars” movie. Please share be­fore this is tak­en down! pic.twitter.com/Wbn177zYse

— Jake Fo­gelnest (@jakefogelnest) De­cem­ber 18, 2017

Luke be clown­in the Zo­di­ac killer.

Thanks for smarm-spain­ing it to me @tedcruz I know pol­i­tics can be con­fus­ing, but you’d have more cred­i­bil­i­ty if you spelled my name cor­rect­ly. I mean IT’S RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF YOU! Maybe you’re just dis­tract­ed from watch­ing porn at the of­fice again❤️-mh https://t.co/nHpJVG1Wpe

— @HamillHimself (@HamillHimself) De­cem­ber 17, 2017

“Oh they need­ed an Asian for the Chi­nese market”

Yeah. There would nev­er be Asians in space. Even though there have. Been Asians. In space.

I’m not say­ing every­one has to like Star Wars: Last Jedi (2017) or they are wrong or stu­pid or what­ev­er if they don’t. We dig what we dig.

But the ones who – if you let them con­tin­ue on about it – start com­plain­ing some­where around the 4th or 5th sen­tence about it be­ing de­signed to di­min­ish white men (in spite of there still be­ing sev­er­al badass hon­key bros in this) in fa­vor of women and Asians (which is weird in it­self since Asians tend to also be men and women) are re­al­ly show­ing their hand. Who needs ’em.

Let em throw their lot in with the DC Turgid­verse if they are so apoplec­tic about Lu­cas­film fi­nal­ly re­al­iz­ing that the galaxy isn’t just Space Des Moines.
 
 

—ja­son malmberg

Flom­mist Ja­son Malm­berg is a sim­ple man who be­lieves in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art some­times. Copy­right © 2017 Ja­son Malm­berg. Hed by Kristin Reid, Fo­gelnest tweet by Tyler Fos­ter, top im­age found via Ser­e­na Dono­van, plus, Masseroni.

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