Checking in from my little green and blue corner of the country –
WHERE
I would like to cordially invite anyone who thinks it’s a good idea to elect people to office who have no applicable background or formal education or experience to come to the grand opening of my dental clinic in the front room of my house.
I have a DeWalt drill,
an office chair,
some 800 mg ibuprofen,
a tube of superglue,
and a Waterpik that’s pretty clean (it’s only been in mine and Aaron’s mouthes).
Those OTHER dentists want you to think you have cavities, and need to use toothpaste with fluoride! Well, I’ve done my own research. Read more at naturalteethtruth dot biz!
PLUS!
$30 for any procedure. Cash only.
I may not have the formal training or experience but these college-educated dentists are really out of touch with regular folk!
🎶
Ms. Dental Hygiene,
that’s my name!
The name again,
is Ms. Dental Hygiene!
🎶
—emily duchaine
Flommist Emily Duchaine lives in the Pacific Northwest. She likes to drink mead, learn about sharks, and listen to the Talking Heads. She pretends to be a professional businesswoman most days. Copyright © 2020 Emily Duchaine.
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