going down

“You’re a Re­pub­li­can. You no longer get to lay any claim to:
* pa­tri­o­tism
* fis­cal re­spon­si­bil­i­ty
* moral­i­ty
* hon­esty
* in­tegri­ty
* Chris­tian­i­ty.
But hey, if we need help mov­ing some re­al­ly heavy racism some week­end, we’ll give you a call”
 

Oh man I am go­ing to en­joy this. For *years*.

You thought it was fun gloat­ing af­ter W? Gloat­ing af­ter Trump goes down is go­ing to be glo­ri­ous.

Above all, re­mem­ber that you aren’t try­ing to con­vince them what they are. You TELL them what they are.

(Mum­bles some horse­shit about Gary John­son)

“Yeah. Here’s screen­shots of you de­fend­ing Trump mul­ti­ple times the past 18 months. So shut your id­iot mouth you garbagedick trai­tor.”

Shit at this point I think it should be part of our plat­form to close down all cur­rent­ly open coal mines and make them all work for pen­nies mak­ing clothes for Zara.
 
 

—ja­son malm­berg

Flom­mist Ja­son Malm­berg is a sim­ple man who be­lieves in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art some­times. Copy­right © 2018 Ja­son Malm­berg. Im­age by mehal­lo, with el­e­ments swiped from NYT und der Spiegel.

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