9 out of 10

Check­ing in from my lit­tle green and blue cor­ner of the country –

WHERE

I would like to cor­dial­ly in­vite any­one who thinks it’s a good idea to elect peo­ple to of­fice who have no ap­plic­a­ble back­ground or for­mal ed­u­ca­tion or ex­pe­ri­ence to come to the grand open­ing of my den­tal clin­ic in the front room of my house. 

I have a De­Walt drill,
an of­fice chair,
some 800 mg ibuprofen,
a tube of superglue,
and a Wa­ter­pik that’s pret­ty clean (it’s only been in mine and Aaron’s mouthes).

Those OTH­ER den­tists want you to think you have cav­i­ties, and need to use tooth­paste with flu­o­ride! Well, I’ve done my own re­search. Read more at nat­u­ral­teethtruth dot biz!

PLUS!

$30 for any pro­ce­dure. Cash only.

 

I may not have the for­mal train­ing or ex­pe­ri­ence but these col­lege-ed­u­cat­ed den­tists are re­al­ly out of touch with reg­u­lar folk!

 

🎶

Ms. Den­tal Hygiene,

that’s my name!

The name again,

is Ms. Den­tal Hygiene!

🎶

 

—emi­ly duchaine

Flom­mist Emi­ly Duchaine lives in the Pa­cif­ic North­west. She likes to drink mead, learn about sharks, and lis­ten to the Talk­ing Heads. She pre­tends to be a pro­fes­sion­al busi­ness­woman most days. Copy­right © 2020 Emi­ly Duchaine.

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