“Coronavirus has already killed more people than 9⁄11 and infected more people than live in the entire city of South Bend, Indiana. Just a fun fact for everyone screaming the media is trying to incite panic or control us through fear … Get. Your. Heads. Out. Of. Your. Asses.”
—Jef Rouner
“‘Oh, it only kills old people,’ and the News media is focusing on the fact that though most of us would recover, the risk is to Elder family members and friends … This is a pulmonary infection. Pulmonary means ‘lungs.’ The virus could do permanent lung damage – even to those who recover from the more obvious symptoms. I don’t know about y’all, but I need my lungs to fight.”
—David P. Greenberg
“If the #coronavirus has taught us anything it is the lengths people go to when desperate. Next time you want to judge boat people, refugees, migrants fleeting war torn land – remember we fought over toilet paper.”
—Finding American: Stories of Immigration
1.
Go to Twitter. Right now.
2.
Put “bars are packed” into search.
3.
Watch the world end in real time.
So since colleges and uni’s are closed until further notice y’all think the bars are gonna be packed? I wanna get litty like a titty on Saturday night. Alcohol fights off the virus right.… we can become invincible
— kourt (@_n0bodyfamous) March 13, 2020
You feel fine.
You can go to the club. Catch it. Still feel fine. Come home. Pass it. Kill someone.
And you’ll never know.
Those schmucks in your social feeds glad that the virus only kills the old and infirm are how concentration camps happen. Seriously.
Pandemic can’t even stop the Sac Brew Bike and the wooooooing assholes that ride it.
I mean, why listen to scientific experts when you have links to spurious blogs posted by a chump fired from the police for embezzlement?
We’re fucked.
Well, here’s some better things:
Since the theme parks will be closed for while, I will be tweeting instructions for simulating theme park experiences at home and other places.
-thread-
— KRIS MEETS C🌎VID-19 (@krismeetsworld) March 13, 2020
And
But still, right now it perpetually feels like that moment in a bad dream where you wonder to yourself if you’re dreaming and you still can’t stop it.
—jason malmberg
Flommist Jason Malmberg is a simple man who believes in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art sometimes. Copyright © 2020 Jason Malmberg. Pictured up top: George Grosz, People in the Street (cropped) from his Berlin portfolio (1915/17), shown for very historical significance.
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