what is today again?

Here’s
a
rundown
of
some
of
the
thoughts
that
have
passed
through
my
head
today:

•  As I was pulling out of the driveway:
Welp, off to do shit for mon­ey again.

•  Pass­ing by Burg­er King and I could smell the flame broil­er and re­mem­bered when my mom would take me there when I was lit­tle and I’d get a crown:
Ex­is­tence is pain!

•  Af­ter I got halfway home af­ter lunch on au­topi­lot and had to turn around and head back to work:
Even my sub­con­scious is com­pelling me to go home today.

•  Think­ing about some of the peo­ple in the pro­fes­sion­al world in gen­er­al and their incompetence:
Work is like high school ex­cept it’s ten times as long.

•  When I couldn’t stop gig­gling un­con­trol­lably and fig­ured I was fi­nal­ly los­ing it:
It’s hap­pen­ing!

—emi­ly duchaine

Flom­mist Emi­ly Duchaine lives in the Pa­cif­ic North­west. She likes to drink mead, learn about sharks, and lis­ten to the Talk­ing Heads. She pre­tends to be a pro­fes­sion­al busi­ness­woman most days. Copy­right © 2017, 2019 Emi­ly Duchaine. Im­age: Fran­cis Pi­cabia, Tableau Ras­tada­da (cropped), 1920, source.

MOR D’ARTÍCULOS  MOR FLOMM !

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