THE BATTLE FOR MODeRN 1923

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vanity

Dad:
Why did you tear out the drywall here?

Me:
Well, I bought a floating vanity so I wanted to install studs so it’s not hanging on drywall anchors.

Dad:
Oh so you don’t knock it off the wall one night when you come in all stumbly and drunk?

(does a little stumbly drunk impersonation)

Me:
No, come on, I’m not like some alcoholic breaking –

wait, wait, nope, definitely broke my friend John’s sink vanity once was I was drunk.

Fine, fair. The studs are so drunk Natalie doesn’t knock the sink off the wall you jerk.

Dad:
(makes a glug-glug motion)

—natalie michelle

Flommist Natalie Michelle doesn’t have a bio. She just rants. Copyright © 2017 Natalie Michelle.

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Der Tung
Posted
Sat 18 Feb 2017

Natalie Michelle