“Wow, this movie is excellent. What magnificent entertainment!”
George Lucas:
“Well yes, I was trying to harness the power of myth and teach a set of values that span the generations, for I am the new Homer and this is my Odyssey.”
“Wow, this movie is a steaming pile of CGI crap designed to sell toys.”
George Lucas:
“Well yes, these are just silly movies for 9‑week old children.”
Yes, we are aware that your child’s toys won’t stop vibrating.
We used a new plastic vulcanization process and Greg angered an old gypsy woman.
It is one of those those things but it’s probably safe.
Please stop calling us.

—jason malmberg
Flommist Jason Malmberg is a simple man who believes in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art sometimes. Copyright © 2017 Jason Malmberg.
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