a savory morning neurosis

So I am

pret­ty much al­ways ob­nox­ious­ly hap­py and en­er­gized in the morn­ings.

To

the demise of every­one around me.

I sup­pose it IS in ac­tu­al­i­ty,

“dis­may”

but it looks “demise.”

So right now

every­one around me looks at me like I’m kick­ing a pup­py.

Now

I have this new juicer and the vi­t­a­min rush is mak­ing me very loopy-per­ma-grin-sil­ly

I don’t even know what to call it

So

loop­i­ness abounds.

And

my gluten free crack­ers say “con­scious eat­ing” right on the box.

Yes

I am very con­scious of the fact I am kid­ding my­self

what I am eat­ing are ac­tu­al­ly crack­ers and not lit­tle squares of card­board.

So

I had this ‘ge­nius’ idea to make a sa­vory smooth­ie.

I made it and it was re­al­ly great.

Then

I re­al­ized

I was re­al­ly just drink­ing gua­camole.

So

yeah

pret­ty ge­nius af­ter all.
 
 
 

—dan­ger hol­ly

Flom­mist DAN­GER Hol­ly builds espres­so-fu­eled cog­ni­tive states. Copy­right © 2017 DAN­GER Hol­ly.

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