Somehow Rise of Skywalker (2019) is worse than I remember.
It’s like a Ben Stiller Show skit of a Star Wars sequel –
“They fly now?!”
Everything in your world flies all the time you dildos.

(INT. WORM TUNNEL)
All you idiots are like “freeze!” at A WORM when I’ve spent two whole films watching you ice so many living humans.

“I’m the SPY!”
Oh fuck you.

“Rey … Rey Jay Johnson. And you can call me Rae, or you can call me …”

“Why is this monkey rewelding your dumb hat?”

“ADR. Script ain’t done”

Also for everyone deeply missing that phantom itch to feel normal again, here are some dumb memes that I just made for no reason but they made me chuckle.




Super easy.
Barely an inconvenience.
“Chewbacca was the name of his sled.” —Greg Trendy Krish

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