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Some­how Rise of Sky­walk­er (2019) is worse than I re­mem­ber.

It’s like a Ben Stiller Show skit of a Star Wars se­quel –

 

They fly now?!”
Every­thing in your world flies all the time you dil­dos.

 

(INT. WORM TUN­NEL)
All you id­iots are like “freeze!” at A WORM when I’ve spent two whole films watch­ing you ice so many liv­ing hu­mans.

 

I’m the SPY!”
Oh fuck you.

 

Rey … Rey Jay John­son. And you can call me Rae, or you can call me …”

 

Why is this mon­key reweld­ing your dumb hat?”

 

ADR. Script ain’t done”

 

Also for every­one deeply miss­ing that phan­tom itch to feel nor­mal again, here are some dumb memes that I just made for no rea­son but they made me chuck­le.

Su­per easy.

Bare­ly an in­con­ve­nience.

 

Chew­bac­ca was the name of his sled.” —Greg Trendy Kr­ish

 

—ja­son malm­berg

Flom­mist Ja­son Malm­berg is a sim­ple man who be­lieves in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art some­times. Copy­right © 2020 Ja­son Malm­berg.

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