Straight bros may not want to admit it,
but when selecting a cologne
we all really just want to smell like when you walk past a gay bar and all of a sudden you get a whiff of that awesome fragrance that seems to be piped into the atmosphere surrounding gay districts in most major cities.
So rejoice y’all what have to smell me.
And
not only can *I* smell myself,
but I’ve been tackling passersby and making them enjoy my scent as well.
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Pour that shit everywhere.
—jason malmberg
Flommist Jason Malmberg is a simple man who believes in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art sometimes. Copyright © 2018 Jason Malmberg.
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