natalie making cocktails

“I feel like men are def­i­nite­ly crop dust­ing right now.”
—Emi­ly

“Or we’re sit­ting next to the men’s room.”
—Stephanie
 

First Cock­tail:
(Ex­act­ing 2oz pour) “maybe I should weigh it just to make sure.”

Sec­ond Cocktail: 
“Eh this thing is 2oz, it’s fine.”

Third Cock­tail:
“What­ev­er this looks like 2oz.” (pours straight from the bottle)

Fourth Cock­tail:
“Wait. Did I add the bour­bon? I’ll add it just to be safe. Well and maybe a lit­tle more.” (over­pours)

Fifth cock­tail:
(takes a shot, chas­es with mix­er, chews on lemon)

Sixth cock­tail:
(pours every­thing into Tup­per­ware con­tain­er, spills most on shirt, ACHIEVES GOAL OF BE­COM­ING SIXTH COCKTAIL)
 

—na­tal­ie michelle

Flom­mist Na­tal­ie Michelle does­n’t have a bio. She just rants. Copy­right © 2017 Na­tal­ie Michelle. Cham­pale com­po­sured by the Malmberg.

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