I am now kickin it 4 christ
but not really.
You might say this isn’t very good.
And who knows, maybe you’re right.
But it *is* very long. Much longer than it needs to be.
You’re
never truly grown up til you have a Christmas Tree with candy canes on it and you have the power to tell your guests,
“Yo, get your cane on if ya dig. Don’t cost nothin.’”
Today I became a man.
Aw yiss
—jason malmberg
Flommist Jason Malmberg is a simple man who believes in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art sometimes. Copyright © 2018 Jason Malmberg.
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