“Conservative radio host and noted evil bigot Rush Limbaugh announced on Monday that he isn’t long for this world. Limbaugh told listeners that it seems he’s in the final throes of his stage 4 lung cancer diagnosis, saying that he’s more or less facing a ‘death sentence.’”
—Marie Solis, Jezebel
When you’ve spent your entire existence making so many people miserable and ruining the world, the most terrifying thought is that it *might* just get better without you.
When Limbaugh does die, I’m going to give a considerable donation to the biggest “feminazi” I can find. Probably several.
And also a homeless shelter. Not in his name though because fuck him. I’ll add a comment along the lines of “happy Limbaugh is in the cold, hard ground.”
“But Emily you shouldn’t be so negative. It only hurts you in the end. Don’t wish ill on others. Live laugh love. Nature is the real antidepressant. Blah blah blah argle bargle booger fart.”
No, you don’t know what you’re talking about.
The evil scratch and claw and grip onto the reins of life with everything they’ve got.
This man was partially responsible for further poisoning my parents and millions of other people.
He actively worked to set this country as far back as he could.
He exploited and encouraged ignorance and malice. He brought all the mouth-breathers out from under their rocks and rotting logs.
He dodged the draft because of a cyst on his ass when my dad was sent and exposed to agent orange and watched entire villages perish from napalm.
He supports spousal abuse. He is disgusting and vile, all the worst of humanity, distilled down and siphoned into a festering pig carcass.
Seriously though folks I cannot think of better poetic justice than for him to die of lung cancer.
When Rush Limbaugh dies, the world will be a better place.
—emily duchaine
Flommist Emily Duchaine lives in the Pacific Northwest. She likes to drink mead, learn about sharks, and listen to the Talking Heads. She pretends to be a professional businesswoman most days. Copyright © 2020 Emily Duchaine. Additional remarks written by Brian and Justin.
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