Every. Fucking. Year. These fucking Girl Scouts have my number.
Yesterday:
“It’s really cold outside to be out selling cookies”
“Yeah I know, but we’re raising money for people with cancer and I can be cold to help them.”
“That’s really strong of you.”
“(Eyes widen) Thanks, but I think they are MORE strong.”
WHAAAAAAAATTTT

*tries not to cry while ordering a dozen boxes of cookies I don’t want*
—natalie michelle
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