「 FLOMM 」 der Tung

Emily Duchaine
Fri 31 Dec 2021

whispers the password is ‘goodbye’

“Allen Ludden died from stomach cancer on June 9, 1981, in Los Angeles … White decided not to remarry, since Ludden’s death.

Jason Malmberg
Fri 31 Dec 2021

(To be read in Happy Harry Hard-on’s voice:) Look. Next year’s gonna suck. There’s no reason it wouldn’t. And maybe that’s

Emily Duchaine
Thu 30 Dec 2021

“The pandemic is like a tv show you thought was canceled, but then it got picked up by Netflix.” —Jim Gaffigan

Andru Defeye
Wed 29 Dec 2021

This year I was a renaissance. This year I put roses on graves I prayed I’d never see. This year I found out

People who eat pineapple on pizza want to act like they’re the only ones in the conversation who can even appreciate sweet and

Brian-Anthony
Sat 25 Dec 2021

7am hey maybe it’s a good time to vacuum the hard wood floors .… falls back to sleep … 8am the kittens knock some plate

Emily Duchaine
Thu 23 Dec 2021

my ghosts: christmas past: Catherine O’Hara christmas present: Patton Oswalt christmas future: Megan Rapinoe their messages: past: You had