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Fri 31 Dec 2021

‘that being young is sometimes less fun than being dead’

(To be read in Hap­py Har­ry Hard-on’s voice:)                                Look. Next year’s gonna suck. There’s no rea­son it wouldn’t. And maybe that’s

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Thu 30 Dec 2021

well, it’s certainly not supposed to give you joy

“The pan­dem­ic is like a tv show you thought was can­celed, but then it got picked up by Net­flix.” —Jim Gaffigan 

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Wed 29 Dec 2021

this year

This year I was a re­nais­sance. This year I put ros­es on graves I prayed I’d nev­er see. This year I found out

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Sun 26 Dec 2021

upsidedownpie

                       Peo­ple who eat pineap­ple on piz­za                        want to act like they’re the only ones in the con­ver­sa­tion who can even ap­pre­ci­ate sweet and

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Sat 25 Dec 2021

christmas in america

7am hey maybe it’s a good time to vac­u­um the hard wood floors .… falls back to sleep … 8am the kit­tens knock some plate

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Thu 23 Dec 2021

‘darkness was cheap, and scrooge liked it’

my ghosts: christ­mas past:  Cather­ine O’Hara   christ­mas present:  Pat­ton Os­walt   christ­mas fu­ture:  Megan Rapi­noe                                their mes­sages: past:  You had

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Wed 22 Dec 2021

passionately balls-deep in a douglas fir

  Dude in                       Boyz II Men’s                       cov­er of Let It Snow                       sounds like he’s                       def­i­nite­ly gonna fuck the tree. 

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