「 FLOMM 」 der Tung

Emily Duchaine
Thu 30 Dec 2021

well, it’s certainly not supposed to give you joy

“The pandemic is like a tv show you thought was canceled, but then it got picked up by Netflix.” —Jim Gaffigan

Andru Defeye
Wed 29 Dec 2021

This year I was a renaissance. This year I put roses on graves I prayed I’d never see. This year I found out

People who eat pineapple on pizza want to act like they’re the only ones in the conversation who can even appreciate sweet and

Brian-Anthony
Sat 25 Dec 2021

7am hey maybe it’s a good time to vacuum the hard wood floors .… falls back to sleep … 8am the kittens knock some plate

Emily Duchaine
Thu 23 Dec 2021

my ghosts: christmas past: Catherine O’Hara christmas present: Patton Oswalt christmas future: Megan Rapinoe their messages: past: You had

Jason Malmberg
Wed 22 Dec 2021

Dude in Boyz II Men’s cover of Let It Snow sounds like he’s definitely gonna fuck the tree.

Emily Duchaine
Tue 21 Dec 2021

I just left the FedEx Store. While I was in there, a horrible man came in without a mask on and wanted to