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Jason Malmberg
Thu 8 Feb 2018

and she did it in four inch heels

Nancy Pelosi is nearly 80-years-old and she spent over 8 hours on her feet yesterday fighting for Dreamers. Conversely, it’s been two

Emily Duchaine
Wed 7 Feb 2018

1 Me: I wonder if I really did have mono … Aaron: What? Oh, MONO. Me: What’d you think I said? Aaron: I thought you

Mala Paul
Tue 6 Feb 2018

Since I’m starting off the year with quite a few extra pounds and because my stretchable pants won’t stretch anymore, I decided

On this week’s episode of ‘Why The Fuck Can’t I Just Get My Shit Together Already,’ we join Natalie on the side

YOU’RE INVITED TO take a knee as you observe gladiators in the Coliseum throw matches as commanded by their owners WHILE YOU ENJOY the

Had this very specific dream last night that I went to Oklahoma. Except Oklahoma was, like, a state in between Nevada and

Jason Malmberg
Fri 2 Feb 2018

Tonight seems like as good a time as any to unleash this rant I’ve been wanting to for a while, so here