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Jason Malmberg
Tue 17 Dec 2019

the america

If I live to be a hundred I will never, ever, ever understand people that don’t like any experience that doesn’t take

So many of you know by now about the epic, decades-spanning holiday feud between my father and I, where I put up my very aesthetic silver

Dear Ants, I wish you were not too tiny to understand what is happening when you climb into my tea pot and

Emily Duchaine
Sat 14 Dec 2019

As I left Costco, the woman who checked me out said, “You know you’re supposed to eat cheese at room temperature, right?” I smiled

Jason Malmberg
Fri 13 Dec 2019

Here’s another 1980s playlist. And this one also focuses on a specific month: December 1986. These are all songs that were charting that

Blu
Thu 12 Dec 2019

If you find yourself unable to conceptually understand why capitalism is … bad … google metal straw. Click for 2 hrs. So.

Jason Malmberg
Wed 11 Dec 2019

Do you remember where you were the day Kennedy told you about mints all comin from inside you? “WE’VE TRACED THE CALL AND