“I am meant for being at jobs I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT MY CHILDREN LOOK LIKE!”
“I design modern automobiles not keeping fruit piles from collapsing!”
Mr. Mom: The Graphic Novel is really turning into something over here.
“So you’re telling me that, for every can of tuna I buy, you give it to me for free PLUS you give me a dime? Fuck yeah, chief. Sign me up for summa dat!”
“My wife’s boss is hot bodied sex panther Martin Mull? Well, I will send that buff stud a message he won’t forget with my chainsaw.”
If there is any gag more timeless than the ‘we used too much soap in the washing machine and now the house has gone all bumblefuck’ then I hope I never find out what it is.
Between the crazed washing machine and the bloodthirsty vacuum cleaner, shit has gone all Requiem for a Dream up in this bitch. Scene never really did fit with the rest of the flick.
“Yes I will come with to see the Chippendales because I am now basically a woman gender because that is how such things occur.”
—jason malmberg
Flommist Jason Malmberg is a simple man who believes in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art sometimes. Copyright © 2019 Jason Malmberg.
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