anxiety, a dialogue

mind:
Body, we have only slept 3 hours. What the hell? Where is the fire?

body:
Oh, it is some­where, out there, in this crazy dan­ger­ous world. And let me tell you, I am READY. o_o

mind:
No. Are you even for real right now? Go back to bed.

body:
BUT! What if –

mind:
Dude, stop.

body:
HEAR ME OUT!

body:
*sharp in­hale*

mind:

body:
Zom­bie geese.

me:
Welp … *turns on the kettle*

body:
Armed with laser pointers.

mind:
Laser … POINTERS?

body:
Yeah, dude. Your neigh­bor has 18 out­door cats. Now at the com­mand of many hos­tile flesh eat­ing geese.

mind:
This feels re­al­ly complicated.

body:
How many un­dead geese do you think we could take?

mind:
*sigh*

mind:
…

mind:
Are they fast?
 
 

—bwargh von modnar

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