star war

“Wow, this movie is ex­cel­lent. What mag­nif­i­cent en­ter­tain­ment!”

George Lu­cas:
“Well yes, I was try­ing to har­ness the pow­er of myth and teach a set of val­ues that span the gen­er­a­tions, for I am the new Homer and this is my Odyssey.”

“Wow, this movie is a steam­ing pile of CGI crap de­signed to sell toys.”

George Lu­cas:
“Well yes, these are just sil­ly movies for 9‑week old chil­dren.”
 

Yes, we are aware that your child’s toys won’t stop vi­brat­ing.

We used a new plas­tic vul­can­iza­tion process and Greg an­gered an old gyp­sy woman.

It is one of those those things but it’s prob­a­bly safe.

Please stop call­ing us.
 

—ja­son malm­berg

Flom­mist Ja­son Malm­berg is a sim­ple man who be­lieves in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art some­times. Copy­right © 2017 Ja­son Malm­berg.

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eh screw it, i’ll write one too fab­u­lous­flomm­ness poe llewyn davis. hail the new – heed­less of the wind and weath­er dis­ney to rian: ‘here’s some mon­ey. go make a star war.’ wind and weath­er part two – see the blaz­ing yule be­fore us it’s not a spoil­er to say kylo tit­ties is it? ‘you ru­ined luke sky­walk­er!!’