I just wanna see it again ASAP. For a fourth time. That never happens with movies these days.
Johnson crafted something special here.
Episode 9 working title: Black Diamond.
From this I can speculate that Rey will be out on the streets for a living, the picture’s only begun, and Kylo will have her under his thumb.
(Check Fandango for advance tickets)
I was able to sneak into Disney and capture some brief footage on my cell phone of the next “Star Wars” movie. Please share before this is taken down! pic.twitter.com/Wbn177zYse
— Jake Fogelnest (@jakefogelnest) December 18, 2017
Luke be clownin the Zodiac killer.
Thanks for smarm-spaining it to me @tedcruz I know politics can be confusing, but you’d have more credibility if you spelled my name correctly. I mean IT’S RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF YOU! Maybe you’re just distracted from watching porn at the office again❤️-mh https://t.co/nHpJVG1Wpe
— @HamillHimself (@HamillHimself) December 17, 2017
“Oh they needed an Asian for the Chinese market”
Yeah. There would never be Asians in space. Even though there have. Been Asians. In space.
I’m not saying everyone has to like Star Wars: Last Jedi (2017) or they are wrong or stupid or whatever if they don’t. We dig what we dig.
But the ones who – if you let them continue on about it – start complaining somewhere around the 4th or 5th sentence about it being designed to diminish white men (in spite of there still being several badass honkey bros in this) in favor of women and Asians (which is weird in itself since Asians tend to also be men and women) are really showing their hand. Who needs ’em.
Let em throw their lot in with the DC Turgidverse if they are so apoplectic about Lucasfilm finally realizing that the galaxy isn’t just Space Des Moines.
—jason malmberg
Flommist Jason Malmberg is a simple man who believes in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art sometimes. Copyright © 2017 Jason Malmberg. Hed by Kristin Reid, Fogelnest tweet by Tyler Foster, top image found via Serena Donovan, plus, Masseroni.
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