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I’m in Home Depot

and

I just watched a lady point out a golf umbrella and say,

“There’s an umbrella, but it’s a golf umbrella, so you can only use it for golf, you can’t use it for rain.”

Her son said,

“I think that’s just the type of umbrella it is,”

and she loudly replied,

“It SAYS, ‘GOLF’ umbrella, NOT ‘rain’ umbrella.”

So this is why Trump is president, basically.

—emily duchaine

Flommist Emily Duchaine lives in the Pacific Northwest. She likes to drink mead, learn about sharks, and listen to the Talking Heads. She pretends to be a professional businesswoman most days. Copyright © 2017 Emily Duchaine.

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Tue 23 May 2017

Emily Duchaine

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