golden years

“how many par­ents are gonna have to sit down their kids and ex­plain theres noth­ing wrong with a piss fetish but you should­nt com­mit trea­son” —Anna Fitz­patrick
 

It’s all hap­pen­ing.

#Gold­en­Show­ers is now a top trend­ing item, so I am pre­pared to eat a lit­tle crow here and ad­mit that in some ways Trump ac­tu­al­ly has made Amer­i­ca great again.
 

So great job, evan­gel­i­cals!

You elect­ed a pres­i­dent that paid pros­ti­tutes to piss all over each oth­er in Rus­sia.

But I guess God works in mys­te­ri­ous ways or what­ev­er, right?
 

You know what helps to back up these re­ports?

“The Trump cam­paign worked be­hind the scenes last week to make sure the new Re­pub­li­can plat­form won’t call for giv­ing weapons to Ukraine to fight Russ­ian and rebel forces, con­tra­dict­ing the view of al­most all Re­pub­li­can for­eign pol­i­cy lead­ers in Wash­ing­ton.” —The Wash­ing­ton Post

Trump didn’t fuck with any of the GOP plat­form oth­er than that one thing.
 

Re­mem­ber, you are UN­DER NO OBLIG­A­TION TO HAVE PO­LITE DIS­COURSE WITH TRUMP­ISTS.

Don’t take the bait. Don’t waste your time.

“You vot­ed for a per­vert­ed com­pro­mised Russ­ian pup­pet trai­tor. No one cares what you think” is all you need to say.

Re­pub­li­cans:
“We’ll ram as many cab­i­net ap­point­ments through as we can at once and have Trump do his first news con­fer­ence in for­ev­er. We will own the news cy­cle!”

The In­tel­li­gence Com­mu­ni­ty:
“Here, hold this glass of piss marked ‘EV­I­DENCE.’”

 
 

—ja­son malm­berg

Flom­mist Ja­son Malm­berg is a sim­ple man who be­lieves in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art some­times. Copy­right © 2017 Ja­son Malm­berg.

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